Island of Ven
marley-hendrix:


Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

hauntingly pretty.

marley-hendrix:

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

hauntingly pretty.

Job interview.

Greek pom pom shoes

Just the average remake of your favorite shoes ever.

Unofficial Alkaline vs. Acidic foods graph via. Google image search

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Hi, I’m here

Hello I went through my disks shielded in dust this morning. I would like you to hear this number.  It’d be delightful to have a working mandolin in it too similar to a man living a great great number of years. That’s like when you see a man living in all the months of May playing the flute of life. Yes. It’s raining in CA. There’s moisture in the air. check in with CNN man. I declare. It’s gassy out in this California winter. I feel this CA winter is humid even

Luv,

Ven

They redecorated my club house. It’s walls are impenetrable. Say, you need a faux guidance counselor, a woman to step in to thwart a vacuum salesman, chat with the milkman, vent over a sugary treat, need a Russian rainman, or just a good old blank stare, SD, CA, I’m here to do a woman’s thing & pigs walk. This is where I plan to get my chilling howyousay infobing & Imgettingslimthiswinter in chocolate
& NO FLOODS.
Luv,
Ven
& Luv the Californian winter
P.S. I think Big Sean’s new album is great

They redecorated my club house. It’s walls are impenetrable. Say, you need a faux guidance counselor, a woman to step in to thwart a vacuum salesman, chat with the milkman, vent over a sugary treat, need a Russian rainman, or just a good old blank stare, SD, CA, I’m here to do a woman’s thing & pigs walk. This is where I plan to get my chilling howyousay infobing & Imgettingslimthiswinter in chocolate

& NO FLOODS.

Luv,

Ven

& Luv the Californian winter

P.S. I think Big Sean’s new album is great



"Why aren’t you fat Jane Eyre?"

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Book: “Jane Eyre,” by Charlotte Bronte

Jane Eyre is an orphan. She was brought up with her bitter aunt who threw her into a strict academy where she was publicly humiliated, yet later hired to be payed to sit alone in a grey room and tutor a young girl for seemingly the rest of her life. Mr. Rochester, the owner and her boss at Thornfield Hall, seduces the young society girls and keeps his deranged wife locked in a lofty room. Jane doesn’t know of this and for the bulk of the novel suffers attachments to Mr. Rochester. Why/how does this happen? Well, it turns out Mr. Rochester was really just manipulating a young and impressionable orphan tutor. Ha, and it worked. Maybe it had to do with the mad wife he had locked away.

The romance was done with conviction. I cried several times. I think this book is great and lives up to it’s name. The entire time, I related to Jane. It did often occur to me that she couldn’t be fat. Almost all of her actions have a holy appeal to them. Jane can do no wrong. She makes all of the appropriate decisions a hero should. She doesn’t have much money. If she were fat she’d have to sneak into the Thornfield kitchen several times throughout the novel. We’d have scenes where Jane keeps snacks hidden in places nobody could find them. She’d be in the garden, snacking. She’d be distracted by food at times when she should be forwarding the story. We’d have less sympathy for her due to her greedy food habits. She would be less of a morally righteous woman and she would have to take time out to warrant why she was fat

     Ven

I just finished watching old movies I used to write & direct. The one above started as a side project in the 11’th grade & was my entry into a widespread online movie competition. Young actors from my hs musical theater program allowed me to put them in this here motion picture. It was just one of the a few small videos id make a tempest about in the next couple of years. This was on request & not shown to all of those that were a part of it. It was filmed with a Panasonic PV-GS39 on a southern Californian peninsula. 

Ven M

Yes we’ll have a great winter olympics in 2014

A toast to OXI Day for the Greeks. This is the day the Greeks said no to Italian & Nazi giants.

& Indoor plumbing is available to the entire world.

Greece loves you Pavlos.
R.I.P. Pavlos

Greece loves you Pavlos.

R.I.P. Pavlos

loser file

Warning, if you like losers you are in a great place

             Ace Ventura Pet Detevtive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVJbX2sb2WY

Abandoned Blogs:

http://intrototokyo.livejournal.com/



This bit from Damsels in Distress:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsxT2RtkSEw

Loser beats:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE


The following:

That’s it.



That’s my ‘loser’ stuff. Super helpful or necessary supplemental advice is welcome to be added to this list. We might want to hear it. Send it. We will drink till your health says ‘those were good loser times.’


Carefully decide whether you’d like to say, ’ I’m a loser,’ or even interact with one. Eventually, it’s likely to be tiring/depressing/painful/gloomy. Ideally you might move on from being/mentioning/pondering/interacting with a loser

Well, that was inspiring




Q: “Now that you kind of know you’re a loser, what will you do with this “

A: I don’t know.

Options:

a)Do my own loser thing, in my own loser way.

b)Be a loser loud and clear for the duration I’m resolved to
 be involve with one.
c)Keep loosing, unless it feels good to ‘win’ 



On a sidenote If you appear to be ‘loosing’ and still call it ‘winning,’ it’s probably a hoax.  



There once was a girl named Ven.
Not a girl, more of a lady really.
According to the 90’s: “Not a girl, not yet a womn.”
She wouldn’t buy chocolate cookies for herself.
But if you buy them for her, she will eat them
and push the ones from the back to the front.

The beginnings of criminal activity.


Thank you & goodnight.

Y’mamma. Her clothes hangers double as a parking meters.

N’

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy, after she ties her scarves to parking meters the Chargers always win in sevens.

'Yo mamma' s' unfriendly her beagle grows hair when she lifts an eyelash.

'Yo mamma' s' fat 'glazed' is how she describes the fog.

'Yo mamma' s' fat her gravitational force makes Peyton Manning win all the time.

'Yo mamma' s' fat her gravitational force makes her money attract more money.

'Yo mamma' s' fat her gravitational force makes her the only new punk.

'Yo mamma' s' fat her gravitational force makes her satellite band transmit the their thoughts to her.

'Yo mamma' such a child her friend is Eddie calls himself the Mad Hatter of Cheese.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she has chameleon eyes.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she keeps her silverware in her left parka pocket.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy all Puerto Ricans love eyes.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy sprinkler systems stop when a vampire is near.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy the entirety of men she speaks to are cavalier.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy lipstick is a mood stabilizer.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy when she walks it's always uphill.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she keeps her clues in her Whitman's Samplers.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy her CD cases are filed with gills.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy cats be her bitches.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy her band name is Upright Trees and Nicely Grown Ivy.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy her spiral notebook plays the palm trees like honey.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she is fluent in worldly accents.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy that Newcastle is kept on the lowest shelf as a reward.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy all sounds make her jeans stay.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy when she rinses her hands her ponds stay wet.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy her brain is filled with quantum vibrations.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy our world's glaucoma goes to untamed cats.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy all her notebooks are texturally defined.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy MLK quotes have to be the possession of man.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she snaps skateboards when she chews.

'Yo mamma' such a that gypsy chips ahoy wetland bookshelf greek chromosomes make sense.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she snaps skateboards when she chews.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she eddies in the air.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy her posture is that of a Greek guard.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy when she drinks kool-aid it's Newcastle.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy ladybug pins are automatons.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she just always wins.

'Yo mamma' s' fat a 5k is when she switches seats.

'Yo mamma' s' slow she calls it meditation.

'Yo mamma' such a meditator she tests the chakras of her meals on soundproof tables.

'Yo mamma' s' white, “I grew up watching Keisha Knight,” is how she relates to other ethnicities.

'Yo mamma' s' fat she uses a hula hoop as a bangle bracelet.

'Yo mamma' s' Greek her water fountain runs Tsikoudia.

'Yo mamma' s' fat she medicates with sugarcubes.

'Yo mamma' s' fat she caramels her kale.

'Yo mamma' s' fat her sport is watching Drop Dead Diva.

'Yo mamma' such a gypsy she thinks cgi is witchcraft.

'Yo mamma' s' fat she thinks burlesque is a dress size.

'Yo mamma' s' fat she uses Anthony Bourdain as an adjective.

'Yo mamma' s' secretive she whispers in empty spaces.

'Yo mamma' s' neat she gets her vitamins from gazing at the sun.

'Yo mamma' s' fat she thinks a doc appt is going to the grocery store.

'Yo mamma' s' fat she'd only play, “Rescue me,” during a famine.

'Yo mamma' such a bitch she'll precede your sentences with, “Keep it to yo self.”

'Yo mamma' s' cautious she'll stop you at 'yo mamma.'

'Yo mamma' such a bitch she'll deny she's yo mamma

'Yo mamma' s' fat she's nearsighted.

The End.

Thank you

-V

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